Local Water Company Makes Me Steam
Thursday, June 4th, 2009Here in Britain we have water companies that sell us water… one company per geographical area.
We can’t buy our mains water from anywhere else. Unless we want to take a shower using bottled water, we’re stuck paying whatever the water company tells us to.
Traditionally, here in the South West of England, our bills are higher than anywhere else because we have the most coastline to keep clean, which is a perennial gripe of anyone who lives here.
But what makes the high cost of water worse is the smug, condescending attitude of South West Water.
In their latest pamphlet explaining the above-inflation increase in water bills, they have the sheer audacity to say that the bills will go up by 4.4% but, “we expect the average household bill for water and sewerage in the region to increase by 0.9% from £485 to £489 [per year] – the percentage figure is lower than the overall rise in charges due to customers reducing their bills in the year ahead by using water more wisely or by switching to a meter”.
Unbelievable. The charges will be going up 4.4%, but they’re trying to say that the increase won’t be that big because we’ll all use water “more wisely“.
To that, I say, “Phooey, hogwash and bah humbug”!
Right. Who else can sell me some water?
